Giving Cats Pills
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No Jello
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Hide and squeak!
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Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...