Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...