Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...