Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...