Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...