Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
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A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...