A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...