Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...