Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Hot croako!
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Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...