Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...