GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...