drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...