Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...