Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...