And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...