Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...