A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...