yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...