The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...