Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...