What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Purchasing a turkey
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When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Someone stole things from me
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What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...