How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...