Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...