New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...