Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.