Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...