At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...