The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...