Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...