A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...