God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...