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Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Doctor’s Notes 6
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She’s new to football
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Condom Buying
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The Mushroom
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A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...