A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...