Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...