So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!