Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...