The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....