Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...