Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...