Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...