Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....