How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...