Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...