Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...