This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...