The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...