Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...