Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...