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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...