Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...